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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,105 --> 00:00:03,406 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:03,451 --> 00:00:04,585 What you guys think? 3 00:00:04,786 --> 00:00:07,094 Eh, you're more of a white frames guy. 4 00:00:07,129 --> 00:00:09,889 But the other day, you said only barf bags wore white frames. 5 00:00:09,891 --> 00:00:11,124 And here we are. 6 00:00:11,125 --> 00:00:13,226 Well, tomorrow's the longest day of the year, 7 00:00:13,228 --> 00:00:17,564 - and the forecast is hot 'n' sunny. - Ah, the summer solstice. 8 00:00:17,566 --> 00:00:21,133 In England, travelers watch the sun rise at Stonehenge. 9 00:00:21,135 --> 00:00:23,769 In New York, they do yoga in Times Square. 10 00:00:23,771 --> 00:00:27,339 And in Dog River, we sit on a deck in a gas station parking lot. 11 00:00:27,341 --> 00:00:29,041 That's where I'll be all day, 12 00:00:29,043 --> 00:00:32,244 sipping sweet soda and soaking up some solar... 13 00:00:32,246 --> 00:00:33,580 daylight. 14 00:00:33,581 --> 00:00:35,681 "Daylight"? "Sunlight" was right there. 15 00:00:35,683 --> 00:00:38,284 I'll be there too, hammering out a 2,000-word article 16 00:00:38,285 --> 00:00:40,085 for a human psychology blog. 17 00:00:40,087 --> 00:00:42,355 - That also sounds like fun. - I know! 18 00:00:42,356 --> 00:00:43,923 Plus, they're paying me 200 bucks 19 00:00:43,924 --> 00:00:45,458 if I submit it by end of day tomorrow. 20 00:00:45,459 --> 00:00:47,392 Well, good luck getting a table, you guys. 21 00:00:47,394 --> 00:00:50,028 This solstice deck party gets wilder every year. 22 00:00:55,802 --> 00:00:58,703 - Who ordered the...? - Come to papa. 23 00:00:59,339 --> 00:01:00,539 I maybe missed remembering that. 24 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:02,440 The point is, it's getting rather popular. 25 00:01:02,442 --> 00:01:04,943 Which is why I plan on sleeping there tonight 26 00:01:04,945 --> 00:01:07,846 so I'm the first in line in the morning. 27 00:01:07,847 --> 00:01:09,547 Genius. 28 00:01:14,354 --> 00:01:16,054 Huh? Wha? 29 00:01:16,789 --> 00:01:20,558 - Morning, genius. - Nooo! 30 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,893 Who ordered the generic off-brand cola? 31 00:01:22,895 --> 00:01:26,285 Come to papa. 32 00:01:26,431 --> 00:01:29,967 ♪ You think there's not a lot going on ♪ 33 00:01:29,969 --> 00:01:31,269 ♪ Look closer, baby ♪ 34 00:01:31,270 --> 00:01:33,170 ♪ You're so wrong ♪ 35 00:01:33,371 --> 00:01:36,462 1x12 - Sunny and Share 36 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:39,709 I can't believe everyone woke up so early to beat me. 37 00:01:39,711 --> 00:01:43,146 - It's 11:30. - Lacey, how about finding a seat 38 00:01:43,148 --> 00:01:44,815 for your favourite customer? 39 00:01:44,816 --> 00:01:46,317 Sorry, I'm not seating anybody. 40 00:01:46,318 --> 00:01:50,487 This year, it's every person for themselves, no rules. 41 00:01:52,023 --> 00:01:55,058 - You're looking lovely today. - You're not getting my table. 42 00:01:55,059 --> 00:01:57,426 I purposely picked this spot to work on my paper. 43 00:01:57,428 --> 00:02:00,363 I'm going to observe and record how crowds 44 00:02:00,364 --> 00:02:03,299 incrementally descend into chaos in a high-density space. 45 00:02:04,302 --> 00:02:06,602 Hey, you made me spill my iced tea. 46 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:08,771 Well, keep your foot under your table. 47 00:02:08,773 --> 00:02:10,506 How'd you like my foot in your face? 48 00:02:11,943 --> 00:02:16,250 Oh, don't mind me. You were about to kick him the face? 49 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:19,449 Oh, my god! Momsicles! 50 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:21,450 My favourite summertime treat! 51 00:02:21,452 --> 00:02:24,387 - Thanks, Mom. - Aw. 52 00:02:24,388 --> 00:02:26,955 Just seeing that smile on my widdow oobi-woobi's face 53 00:02:26,957 --> 00:02:28,657 is all the thanks I need. 54 00:02:28,659 --> 00:02:31,983 He's 40 years old. Talk right to the boy. 55 00:02:31,984 --> 00:02:34,134 You're just mad 'cause you're not allowed to have any. 56 00:02:34,169 --> 00:02:37,065 The doctor told him his fasting glucose numbers are high. 57 00:02:37,067 --> 00:02:40,469 That doctor's high! Fatty gooptose. 58 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:42,138 What the hell does that mean? 59 00:02:42,139 --> 00:02:44,405 It means sugar doesn't like you. 60 00:02:44,407 --> 00:02:47,074 Most things don't like you, so why should sugar? 61 00:02:47,076 --> 00:02:51,012 Enjoy your Momsicles, sweetie. Let's go, sourpuss. 62 00:02:51,013 --> 00:02:53,982 Mm, it's too bad you can't get on board 63 00:02:53,983 --> 00:02:56,797 this frosty flavour train, Dad. 64 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,881 I ran over your bike when you were six. 65 00:03:02,191 --> 00:03:04,491 Caution tape, Breathalyzer, handcuffs... 66 00:03:04,493 --> 00:03:06,161 what other stuff would kids be interested in? 67 00:03:06,162 --> 00:03:08,028 Kids only want to see guns. 68 00:03:08,030 --> 00:03:09,730 We should postpone this school visit 69 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,866 until I get my gun back from the repair shop. 70 00:03:11,868 --> 00:03:15,202 - You're the one who wrecked it. - It just got a little juice on it. 71 00:03:15,204 --> 00:03:17,238 You dropped it in a pitcher of juice. 72 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,374 - How does that happen? - The juice needed stirring. 73 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:20,708 I didn't have a spoon. 74 00:03:20,709 --> 00:03:23,009 You know, for a cop, you ask a lot of questions. 75 00:03:23,011 --> 00:03:26,180 Oh. Sorry for the wait, Rheena. It's crazy out here. 76 00:03:26,181 --> 00:03:30,184 I'll have a cheeseburger, poutine, and a chocolate shake. 77 00:03:30,185 --> 00:03:33,854 Sorry, a cheeseburger, poutine, and a shake? 78 00:03:33,856 --> 00:03:35,889 I mean, I'm just here to observe, 79 00:03:35,891 --> 00:03:38,191 but is someone eating their feelings? 80 00:03:38,193 --> 00:03:40,894 I'll just have a house salad and a tomato juice. 81 00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:45,331 - Wanda! - I know, obvious guilt compensation. 82 00:03:47,302 --> 00:03:48,802 Uh, Hank, what are you doing? 83 00:03:48,803 --> 00:03:51,538 - Just a coffee, please. - Just nothing. 84 00:03:51,539 --> 00:03:53,739 You have to order a full meal if you're sitting on the deck. 85 00:03:53,741 --> 00:03:54,708 But I don't have any money. 86 00:03:54,709 --> 00:03:57,176 Nor do you have a table. Or a chair. 87 00:03:57,177 --> 00:03:59,712 You can't just overturn one of my flower pots. 88 00:03:59,714 --> 00:04:01,480 Beat it, Barf Bag. 89 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:03,916 Ouch, can't believe how quick that caught on. 90 00:04:03,918 --> 00:04:07,720 Now, if Kenny was a grown-up, and had been drinking alcohol, 91 00:04:07,722 --> 00:04:09,587 this machine would make a... 92 00:04:09,589 --> 00:04:12,025 What the hell? How old are you? 93 00:04:15,095 --> 00:04:16,329 Cough syrup. 94 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:18,430 Somebody make sure Kenny doesn't bike home today. 95 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:21,401 - I'm fine! - Next up, Sergeant Quinton 96 00:04:21,402 --> 00:04:23,168 is going to show you some other cool stuff. 97 00:04:24,738 --> 00:04:27,506 Hey, kids! You know how sometimes your parents speed 98 00:04:27,507 --> 00:04:29,240 when they're late for your hockey practice 99 00:04:29,242 --> 00:04:33,411 or your stupid dance class? Well, this gun slows them down. 100 00:04:33,413 --> 00:04:35,113 That's not a real gun. 101 00:04:35,114 --> 00:04:37,850 Is too. Except it doesn't shoot bullets. 102 00:04:37,851 --> 00:04:40,017 It shoots... radars. 103 00:04:40,019 --> 00:04:43,088 Officer Pelly has a real gun. Where's yours? 104 00:04:44,123 --> 00:04:45,990 You don't need a gun to be an officer. 105 00:04:45,992 --> 00:04:50,094 Most of the time, we defuse bad stuff by talking and reasoning. 106 00:04:50,096 --> 00:04:53,098 - That's what mommies do. - You're not a cop. 107 00:04:53,099 --> 00:04:54,532 You're a mommy. 108 00:04:56,135 --> 00:04:57,868 My mommy has a gun. 109 00:04:57,870 --> 00:05:00,790 Should we be looking into Kenny's home situation? 110 00:05:02,107 --> 00:05:03,608 Is that a dog in my azaleas? 111 00:05:03,609 --> 00:05:06,643 Get your mangy mutt to do his business elsewhere! 112 00:05:06,645 --> 00:05:09,079 My azaleas are starting to smell like crap. 113 00:05:09,081 --> 00:05:11,649 I saw a coyote wandering around. It was probably him. 114 00:05:11,650 --> 00:05:14,918 Was he wearing springy boots and chasing a roadrunner? 115 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,854 I'll make my own frozen treats. 116 00:05:17,856 --> 00:05:19,822 I don't need sugar. 117 00:05:19,824 --> 00:05:22,026 Cream of celery. No sugar in that. 118 00:05:22,027 --> 00:05:24,528 Huh. And no celery. 119 00:05:24,529 --> 00:05:26,229 Ah, well. 120 00:05:30,902 --> 00:05:34,037 - Is there a problem? - No, no. I just happened to notice 121 00:05:34,038 --> 00:05:36,806 you've consumed 1.3 litres of coffee. 122 00:05:36,808 --> 00:05:39,308 Is your imperative to maintain your territory 123 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:41,443 overriding your bladder's trigger to urinate? 124 00:05:41,445 --> 00:05:45,047 She's right, Fitzy. I see a bathroom in your future. 125 00:05:45,049 --> 00:05:47,750 Oh, I can last all day. 126 00:05:48,619 --> 00:05:50,820 Aw, Fitzy. You didn't last two minutes. 127 00:05:50,821 --> 00:05:52,122 That's desperate. 128 00:05:52,123 --> 00:05:54,024 That's not me! Don't write that down! 129 00:05:54,025 --> 00:05:57,259 Ho-ho! Little Billy made a boom-boom. 130 00:05:57,261 --> 00:05:58,895 Go change him. 131 00:05:58,896 --> 00:06:00,829 If I leave, I lose my table. 132 00:06:00,831 --> 00:06:03,299 I'm going to change him right here, right next to your poutine. 133 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:06,367 - No! - Please don't! 134 00:06:06,369 --> 00:06:07,570 Maybe I can help. 135 00:06:07,571 --> 00:06:09,839 Great. The baby wipes are in the side pouch. 136 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:10,973 Oh, god, no. 137 00:06:10,974 --> 00:06:13,074 No, I meant I'll save your seat for you. 138 00:06:13,076 --> 00:06:15,845 Go change him, and you can have it when you come back. 139 00:06:15,846 --> 00:06:19,748 A trust bond. But can it be established? 140 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:21,383 - Shut up, Wanda! - Trust him! 141 00:06:21,384 --> 00:06:23,017 - Come on! - Trust him! 142 00:06:23,019 --> 00:06:28,034 Can you watch my seat next? You were right about the peeing. 143 00:06:29,926 --> 00:06:31,060 What do we have here? 144 00:06:31,061 --> 00:06:32,993 A Blueberry Tundra Twist Icy Pop? 145 00:06:32,995 --> 00:06:35,863 Used to be my favourite until my mommy... Mom 146 00:06:35,865 --> 00:06:38,566 started making her famous Momsicles. 147 00:06:38,568 --> 00:06:42,369 Now these taste more like Pooberry Garbage Crap Twist. 148 00:06:42,371 --> 00:06:44,936 - Clever. Let me try one. - Oh, they're not for sale. 149 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:47,809 - Mom made them just for me. - I'll give you five bucks. 150 00:06:47,810 --> 00:06:49,710 Wow. That is generous, but I could never... 151 00:06:49,712 --> 00:06:51,913 - Ten bucks! - Sold. 152 00:06:51,914 --> 00:06:55,048 I can't believe my money leapfrogged my love of food. 153 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:56,217 That's not who I am. 154 00:06:56,218 --> 00:06:59,320 - Ooh, I'll take one for ten bucks. - Sold! 155 00:06:59,321 --> 00:07:01,221 Apparently that is who I am. 156 00:07:03,092 --> 00:07:06,694 So a bunch of kids made fun of you for not having a gun. 157 00:07:06,695 --> 00:07:09,329 You saw it. No gun. Zero respect. 158 00:07:09,331 --> 00:07:12,466 Well, British police don't carry guns, and they get respect. 159 00:07:12,467 --> 00:07:13,734 Yeah, but they have a cool accent 160 00:07:13,735 --> 00:07:16,248 people fall head over heels for. 161 00:07:16,571 --> 00:07:17,805 Looks like we've got trouble. 162 00:07:17,806 --> 00:07:19,673 You're telling me you can't tell the difference 163 00:07:19,674 --> 00:07:21,708 between dog poop and coyote poop? 164 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:24,577 I'm saying if your dog does this again, 165 00:07:24,579 --> 00:07:26,913 maybe he'll be eaten by a coyote. 166 00:07:26,915 --> 00:07:28,714 Are you threatening to eat my dog? 167 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,916 No, that did come out wrong. 168 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:34,487 All right, all right, everyone take it down a wee bit! 169 00:07:34,489 --> 00:07:37,524 - What the hell was that? - Sorry, that's not it. Ahem. 170 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:40,526 Relax, man. Don't be fightin'. Irie! 171 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:42,294 Whoa, that is way off. 172 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:45,264 All right, knock it off! You, put your dog on a leash! 173 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,433 And you... make sure his dog is on a leash. 174 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,836 Yes, officer. 175 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,971 Y'all best pay attention to what... 176 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,906 - You, stop with the accents! - Yes, officer. 177 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:59,077 My word, this iced tea is refreshing. 178 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,747 My sincere apologies for my earlier transgression. 179 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:06,083 "Transgression?" That's not how you talk. 180 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,153 We didn't expect to be 181 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:10,289 in a high-falutin' psychology paper. How's my hair? 182 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,457 Thin and greasy. 183 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,691 And that's good. That's how it normally is. 184 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:17,194 Everyone, you have to act normal! 185 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:20,031 This is a crowded deck with no rules. 186 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,299 Do what feels right. 187 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:23,802 Aah! 188 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:28,105 You people really turned into a pack of jerks! 189 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:30,493 Which is very interesting. 190 00:08:33,725 --> 00:08:37,408 I see you've upgraded from flowerpot to table and chair. 191 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:40,471 Now there's just the business of your food order. 192 00:08:40,473 --> 00:08:43,140 I'm saving a seat for someone who already has food. 193 00:08:43,209 --> 00:08:46,110 So therefore, by proxy, ipso mundo, 194 00:08:46,112 --> 00:08:47,812 I too have food. 195 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:54,117 This is even better. I'll remain completely unnoticed 196 00:08:54,119 --> 00:08:56,219 while still observing the specimens. 197 00:08:56,221 --> 00:08:58,288 I can just read their lips. 198 00:08:58,290 --> 00:09:01,958 "Don't push King Kong away from the toothpaste." 199 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,615 "There's marmalade on my prostitute." 200 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:08,865 Okay, I can't read lips. But I can still observe. 201 00:09:09,601 --> 00:09:12,068 I was trying to prove my British accent theory. 202 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:14,171 You know none of those were British, right? 203 00:09:14,173 --> 00:09:17,207 I'm bloody well aware of that, thank you. 204 00:09:17,209 --> 00:09:18,876 Great. Now I can do it. 205 00:09:18,877 --> 00:09:21,211 Point is, I resolved the situation 206 00:09:21,213 --> 00:09:23,379 without resorting to stupid impressions. 207 00:09:23,381 --> 00:09:27,149 Sure. Easy to talk tough when you're packing heat. 208 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:29,185 It has nothing to do with the gun. 209 00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:31,588 Then be a jolly good bobby and let me have it. 210 00:09:31,589 --> 00:09:34,757 Forget it, Mrs. Doubtfire. It's my gun. 211 00:09:34,759 --> 00:09:37,727 You know, technically, your gun is the property of the DRPD. 212 00:09:37,729 --> 00:09:39,395 I could order you to give it to me. 213 00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:41,931 If you did, I'd lose total respect for you. 214 00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:44,433 And I'd stop lending you my salad spinner. 215 00:09:44,435 --> 00:09:47,970 Well, couldn't we maybe... share the gun? 216 00:09:47,972 --> 00:09:50,906 Fine. But only because you reasoned with me. 217 00:09:50,908 --> 00:09:52,942 Not because you used a British accent. 218 00:09:52,944 --> 00:09:55,378 Oh, you should not underestimate... 219 00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:58,180 Oh, dammit! I just had it. 220 00:09:59,149 --> 00:10:02,083 Oscar, you left a mess in the kitchen. 221 00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:04,519 I just invented my own frozen treats... 222 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,221 Oscarpops. 223 00:10:07,624 --> 00:10:11,292 Uck! I have no problem believing these are sugarless. 224 00:10:11,294 --> 00:10:13,594 Well, they're not for you anyway! 225 00:10:14,564 --> 00:10:15,865 - Hello? - Hey, Mom. 226 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,999 Um, I'm going through these yummy Mommysicles 227 00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:19,235 like gangbusters. 228 00:10:19,236 --> 00:10:21,569 Do you think you could maybe make me some more? 229 00:10:21,571 --> 00:10:25,073 I suppose I could. They're a lot of work, though. 230 00:10:25,075 --> 00:10:27,608 I know, and no one appreciates it more 231 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:30,778 than your little oobi... woobi, or whatever you said earlier. 232 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:32,247 Oh, and while you're at it, 233 00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:34,849 could you maybe make a double batch? 234 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,650 Gotta run! Wuv you, Mommy! 235 00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:40,421 Uh. I am on a rocket-sled to Hell... 236 00:10:40,423 --> 00:10:42,189 via the bank! 237 00:10:46,495 --> 00:10:49,496 Hurry up, Hank. I gotta go. 238 00:10:49,498 --> 00:10:53,067 - Hey! We can save a seat too! - Uh, sure. 239 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:56,236 But remember, people, this is a "no rules" deck. 240 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,938 They might keep your seat. 241 00:10:57,940 --> 00:11:01,008 You can trust me to give it back, right, Alison? 242 00:11:01,009 --> 00:11:02,709 Who ate all my fries? 243 00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:05,845 I suggest we share the gun every other call 244 00:11:05,847 --> 00:11:07,980 to avoid jealousy and paranoia... 245 00:11:07,982 --> 00:11:10,383 And your stupid accents. 246 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:14,253 Davis is driving me nuts. 247 00:11:14,255 --> 00:11:16,489 We only have one gun, so he wants to share. 248 00:11:16,491 --> 00:11:18,992 Shh, not now. I'm getting good stuff here. 249 00:11:18,993 --> 00:11:21,027 Alison told Hank he's a funky gas mole. 250 00:11:21,029 --> 00:11:22,828 Or something close to that. 251 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:25,664 - Okay, what do you want? - I'll start from the beginning. 252 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:26,733 No! I've got the gist. 253 00:11:26,734 --> 00:11:29,236 One gun. Davis insecure. Okay, look, 254 00:11:29,237 --> 00:11:31,103 studies have shown that the feeling of having power 255 00:11:31,105 --> 00:11:33,489 can influence behaviour, so either share your gun 256 00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:35,909 or give him a placebo that makes him feel like he has power. 257 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:37,343 A placebo? 258 00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:40,345 Oh, like sugar pills instead of real medicine. 259 00:11:40,347 --> 00:11:41,247 Hmm. 260 00:11:41,248 --> 00:11:44,049 Crikey, we just got a noise complaint! 261 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,619 Let's bounce. Like a wallaby! 262 00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:50,555 Here's your stupid treats. 263 00:11:50,557 --> 00:11:53,191 I hope you choke on your fatty gooptose. 264 00:11:53,193 --> 00:11:54,427 Thanks, Dad. 265 00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:56,461 Look, I know you're not allowed to have these, 266 00:11:56,463 --> 00:11:58,030 but if it makes you feel better, 267 00:11:58,031 --> 00:12:00,231 every one that I eat makes me think 268 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,300 of you not being allowed to have them. 269 00:12:02,302 --> 00:12:05,103 How did you grow up to be so cruel? 270 00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:10,241 This whiskey is delicious. You should have some. 271 00:12:10,242 --> 00:12:12,511 Oh, that's right. You can't! 272 00:12:14,046 --> 00:12:15,614 And then you drove over my bike. 273 00:12:15,615 --> 00:12:17,582 You shouldn't have left it on the lawn. 274 00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:19,451 Hey, Brent! Michelle is raving 275 00:12:19,452 --> 00:12:21,318 about some amazing frozen treat she bought. 276 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,187 Okay, Dad. Thanks for stopping by. 277 00:12:23,189 --> 00:12:24,422 - On your way, now. - Aw... 278 00:12:24,423 --> 00:12:27,191 I think she called it a Mama's Boy? 279 00:12:27,193 --> 00:12:29,059 Or a Suck-Upsicle? 280 00:12:29,061 --> 00:12:30,095 I know what you mean. 281 00:12:30,096 --> 00:12:33,664 Ah! A Momsicle! Like your mom! 282 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,365 Aw... 283 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,618 When someone whispers to you, 284 00:12:37,619 --> 00:12:40,683 - you're supposed to whisper back. - What? 285 00:12:41,239 --> 00:12:43,239 Thanks for saving my seat, Hank. 286 00:12:44,476 --> 00:12:46,476 There you go, Fitzy. 287 00:12:46,478 --> 00:12:48,311 Huh. These better be worth it. 288 00:12:48,313 --> 00:12:49,580 Okay, who's next? 289 00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:51,581 I've got an unemployed bum over here. 290 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,383 Hank! I left my phone in the car. 291 00:12:56,754 --> 00:12:58,488 Oh, my god. 292 00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:01,657 This is so good, I'm... I'm getting emotional. 293 00:13:01,659 --> 00:13:05,195 This isn't just a frozen treat. It's a frozen... 294 00:13:05,196 --> 00:13:07,696 coming-of-age adventure. 295 00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:09,766 What's an adventure? Who's coming of age? 296 00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:12,436 Where'd you get those? 297 00:13:12,471 --> 00:13:15,104 Oh... Everyone knows I have a strict rule 298 00:13:15,105 --> 00:13:16,506 about outside food at the Ruby. 299 00:13:16,507 --> 00:13:19,910 - Not on your "no rules" deck. - Sonofabitch! 300 00:13:19,911 --> 00:13:23,413 Hank, watch my seat. I gotta have one of those. 301 00:13:23,414 --> 00:13:25,313 Sure. Ravi will be back soon. 302 00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:28,239 I'll buy you one if you save my seat right now. 303 00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:36,191 Bam! I'm in! 304 00:13:36,193 --> 00:13:39,628 I forgot that I don't have a phone. This heat's getting to me. 305 00:13:39,629 --> 00:13:41,830 Hey! What the hell, Hank? 306 00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:46,568 That is definitely excessive noise. 307 00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:48,970 Hey, look! It's Officer Mommy! 308 00:13:48,972 --> 00:13:53,041 It'll be "Officer Pistol Whip" if you don't kill the music... punk. 309 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:56,177 Pumpkin. He meant to say "pumpkin." 310 00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:59,413 Why don't you go find the mom? 311 00:13:59,415 --> 00:14:02,983 We just need you kids to play your music a little quieter. 312 00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:04,453 Why should we listen to you? 313 00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:07,688 - You don't have a gun. - Now I do. 314 00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:09,857 Little wino. 315 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,871 - Don't tell me you made more. - You think Jonas Edison 316 00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:16,793 gave up the first time he failed inventing the electricity? 317 00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:18,532 I used turnip in this batch. 318 00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:21,001 So they're not better, just bitter. 319 00:14:21,003 --> 00:14:23,289 Clam up and try one. 320 00:14:24,707 --> 00:14:28,174 On a positive note, I think you've found something 321 00:14:28,176 --> 00:14:30,043 to keep the slugs out of the garden. 322 00:14:30,045 --> 00:14:32,412 Just accept the fact that Brent can have my Momsicles 323 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,815 and you can't. 324 00:14:33,816 --> 00:14:36,349 I would if just Brent was eating them, 325 00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:38,851 but now the whole town gets to have them too. 326 00:14:38,853 --> 00:14:40,187 What are you talking about? 327 00:14:40,188 --> 00:14:42,956 The boy is selling your treats in Corner Gas. 328 00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:46,226 What?! After all the work I did? 329 00:14:46,228 --> 00:14:47,628 That dirty little... 330 00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:52,397 I think it's time we surprised our son with a real treat. 331 00:14:52,399 --> 00:14:54,030 Like what? A new bike? 332 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,736 Hey! Where are we going? 333 00:15:00,677 --> 00:15:04,107 - Where's my Momsicle? - Oh! They were sold out. 334 00:15:04,109 --> 00:15:06,109 I didn't get you anything else 335 00:15:06,111 --> 00:15:08,645 because it would pale in comparison to this. 336 00:15:08,647 --> 00:15:10,814 Serves me right. 337 00:15:10,816 --> 00:15:14,384 I don't suppose anyone else needs their seat saved? 338 00:15:14,386 --> 00:15:16,086 Didn't think so. 339 00:15:16,621 --> 00:15:18,688 Has anyone seen my wallet? 340 00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:21,659 I may be many things, Mavis, but I'm not a thief. 341 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:24,462 No, Barf Bag. I left it somewhere. 342 00:15:24,463 --> 00:15:27,364 Could be the climbing wall or the gun range... 343 00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:29,900 - maybe the race track. - I want your life. 344 00:15:29,901 --> 00:15:32,335 Oh. I'll... I'll watch your seat. 345 00:15:32,337 --> 00:15:34,170 Gimme a chance, Mavis. 346 00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:37,974 My reputation is on the line here, and not just for today, 347 00:15:37,975 --> 00:15:41,245 but for solstices to come, and not just for me, 348 00:15:41,246 --> 00:15:44,981 but for future generations of seat-saving Yarbos. 349 00:15:44,983 --> 00:15:46,683 I will not fail you, Mavis. 350 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,184 Come hell or high water, 351 00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:51,820 I... will... save... your... seat! 352 00:15:52,823 --> 00:15:54,523 Yeah, sure. 353 00:15:55,659 --> 00:15:57,226 More Momsicles? 354 00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:59,995 Geez, Mom, I really don't deserve these. 355 00:15:59,997 --> 00:16:01,997 Oh, you deserve them more than you think. 356 00:16:01,999 --> 00:16:04,367 What do you expect? A new bike? 357 00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:07,369 - Forget it. - You enjoy those... 358 00:16:07,371 --> 00:16:09,804 you little sonofawoobi. 359 00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:11,240 Well, I hope you're happy. 360 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,341 People are eating your treats on my deck. 361 00:16:13,343 --> 00:16:15,676 I can't control where people eat things. 362 00:16:15,678 --> 00:16:17,346 Don't you have some kind of rule about... 363 00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:19,982 No, I don't have a rule! There are no rules! 364 00:16:19,983 --> 00:16:22,049 Okay, relax, Thunderdome. 365 00:16:22,051 --> 00:16:24,251 Listen. I am feeling a little guilty, 366 00:16:24,253 --> 00:16:26,521 so why don't you take these Momsicles 367 00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:27,956 and sell them at the Ruby? 368 00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:29,891 Little tip, you can charge as much as you want. 369 00:16:29,893 --> 00:16:32,126 These pie-eyed rubes will pay anything. 370 00:16:32,128 --> 00:16:33,762 Who am I? 371 00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:36,598 - How's the essay going? - Aah, not great. 372 00:16:36,599 --> 00:16:39,700 Even though I'm secretly observing them through tinted windows, 373 00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:41,601 their behaviour still seems unnatural. 374 00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:43,404 Not sure those windows are tinted. 375 00:16:43,406 --> 00:16:46,307 What? Can you see me? 376 00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:48,709 Ignore her. 377 00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:51,045 If you want a cheeseburger, have a cheeseburger. 378 00:16:51,047 --> 00:16:53,480 I'm never going to get this essay finished. 379 00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:55,049 I need that 200 bucks. 380 00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:58,084 On the bright side, your placebo advice is working. 381 00:16:58,086 --> 00:17:01,588 - You're taking sugar pills? - No, our previous conversation. 382 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:04,525 - We had a previous conversation? - To prove a point, 383 00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:06,560 I took the gun while Davis was napping 384 00:17:06,562 --> 00:17:09,128 and replaced it with a placebo. 385 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:12,232 Hey, partner! We got another call. 386 00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:13,834 It's your turn to have the gun. 387 00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:17,004 - Eh. Why don't you keep it? - Have it your way. 388 00:17:17,005 --> 00:17:20,473 Okay, so his holster's full of sugar pills? 389 00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:22,175 Good luck with the paper. 390 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,015 - Man, it is hot. - Stupid hot. 391 00:17:29,016 --> 00:17:30,650 Hank, I think you're burning. 392 00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:32,185 Or Fitzy's getting more pasty. 393 00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,319 Just give up and go inside. 394 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,991 No one will think lesser of you... than we already do. 395 00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:40,726 My word is my bond. 396 00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:43,428 Thanks for misting me with your water bottle, though. 397 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,031 This is baby oil. 398 00:17:45,032 --> 00:17:48,166 Look, if I give you one of these Momsicles, 399 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,869 will you stop haranguing the customers? 400 00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:52,238 That's not much of a bribe. 401 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,439 Brent sells these things for 13 bucks a pop. 402 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,276 Jackpot! Why is he selling these? 403 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,277 He's always going on about how much he loves them. 404 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,615 All I know is people love a frosty treat on a hot, sunny... 405 00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:03,983 Are those rain clouds? 406 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,886 Aah! 407 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,693 Tastes like a frozen fart. 408 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,557 What the hell are you trying to pull? 409 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,394 - These taste terrible. - You're drunk. Gimme that. 410 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,628 Aha! 411 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,063 That'll teach you for taking advantage of me 412 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,065 and selling my Momsicles for profit. 413 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,900 Could someone tell me what's going on? 414 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:23,902 And then knock it off? 415 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,702 In order to teach him a lesson, 416 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:29,373 we gave Brent my frozen treats instead of Emma's. 417 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,942 I think you're playing fast and loose 418 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,443 with the word "treat." 419 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,147 Oh. Well, you really got me... 420 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,716 because these are... mmm... 421 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,819 They're actually... Geez, is that ham? 422 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:45,889 - I think he likes them. - No, no, they're bad! 423 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,992 Is there another one I could be punished with? 424 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,494 If you really want to teach me a lesson, 425 00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:53,363 throw a little mustard in the next batch. 426 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:56,317 You're a complicated individual. 427 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:03,406 - A coyote ran into my garage. - I got this. 428 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:06,742 - Davis, wait! - Don't worry, I have the gun. 429 00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:09,946 No, you don't. I have the... wait, where's the gun? 430 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,682 - You done with the fries? - Yup. 431 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,850 - How about this gun? - Yup. No, wait, that's not mine. 432 00:19:14,852 --> 00:19:15,852 It's, uh... it's not real. 433 00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:17,588 - It's made of sugar. - What? 434 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,421 I don't know. Ask Karen. 435 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,259 Yep. It's a coyote. 436 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,860 I'm just going to shoo it towards the door. 437 00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:30,199 Davis, get out of there! Y-You don't have a gun. 438 00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:33,368 If I don't have a gun, then what's this? 439 00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:35,537 Uh-oh. 440 00:19:35,539 --> 00:19:37,539 Yer a good wee doggy. 441 00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:40,008 With great huge teeth. 442 00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,210 Aah! 443 00:19:41,211 --> 00:19:44,980 Aah! The water's making him angrier. 444 00:19:44,982 --> 00:19:47,181 He hates being sprayed! 445 00:19:47,183 --> 00:19:50,452 Oh, he hates it so much! 446 00:19:50,453 --> 00:19:52,821 Well, he kept his word, that's for sure. 447 00:19:52,823 --> 00:19:55,923 I can't decide whether he's being honourable or stupid. 448 00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:58,293 It's Hank. Stupid. 449 00:19:58,294 --> 00:20:01,061 Mavis, I'm still saving your seat! 450 00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:02,664 You can keep it! 451 00:20:02,665 --> 00:20:06,634 Whoo-hoo-hoo! I got my own seat on the deck! 452 00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:10,205 I'm King of the Summer Solstice! 453 00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:12,872 All right, I'm coming in now. 454 00:20:15,738 --> 00:20:18,273 Hey, Lacey, about those rotten Oscarpops, 455 00:20:18,274 --> 00:20:20,442 I'm more than willing to take them off your hands. 456 00:20:20,443 --> 00:20:23,044 - Nuh-uh. - What? Come on. 457 00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:25,980 - You said yourself they tasted terrible. - Yeah, true. 458 00:20:25,981 --> 00:20:28,682 But heat them up, and they're a savoury cup of soup. 459 00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:30,284 They even come with their own stir stick. 460 00:20:30,285 --> 00:20:32,220 - Want one? - Yes, please! 461 00:20:32,221 --> 00:20:34,254 But could I have one from the freezer? 462 00:20:34,256 --> 00:20:38,424 I developed a taste for that icy, hammy, turnipy goodness. 463 00:20:38,426 --> 00:20:41,128 Hey, sorry you didn't get your psychology blob 464 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:44,364 - finished in time. - I did. I changed topics. 465 00:20:44,366 --> 00:20:45,899 "Money vs. Morality: 466 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:48,968 One Man's Pathetic Descent into Greed." 467 00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:51,037 - Is this about me? - No. 468 00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:53,038 Really? 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